| Friends Only! |
[Aug. 13th, 2016|02:24 pm] |
Hello, the time has come to lock down this journal. Comment to be added.
Thanks!!
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| Happy Birthday to Meeeeeeeee! |
[Aug. 15th, 2007|11:07 am] |
Okay, it’s only taken me two days to find it all (iz slow), but I want to say again, thank you to everyone who helped make my birthday a wonderful, special day. I know if I try to acknowledge everyone who left me birthday greetings, I’ll invariably miss someone, but THANK YOU, really! It was a fantastic day, made so by the wonderful gifts and special wishes of all my friends, and… well, let me just recap the day, shall I? *hears ![[info]](http://img.greatestjournal.com/userinfo.gif) vlredreign muttering about a Texan telling a story*
( Clicky for teh linkz )
I love you all and I hope that this year is as fantastic for you as you’ve made it for me. Thank you doesn’t say enough, but it’s all I have. Well, that and some porn in the works. *g*
♥
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| Sort of Spoilery, Info-Laden Post |
[Jul. 25th, 2007|12:05 pm] |
First, teh info.
If you can't find me here, for whatever reason (be it lj sucking or my journal suddenly disappearing from the face of the earth--again grr), I am also on Insane Journal and Greatest Journal with the username Eeyore9990. I try to keep that my username everywhere that it's possible, so. Yeah.
Now, for the spoilery bits.
( Seriously, I've warned for the spoilers, so don't bitch if you click and are spoiled. )
♥
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| Actual Canon Question |
[Jul. 12th, 2007|01:31 am] |
It's late, so this will be short and unlocked. I want opinions from everyone, regardless of if you think your opinion is a "good" one or not.
Where are James and Lily's bodies?
We know that wizard's bodies don't go poof when they're AK'd, so where are James and Lily buried or memorialized or whatever? DD has a big stone slab that his body is resting in; where are theirs?
Also, why has NO ONE thought to take Harry to "see" his parents? No graveyard visitations or anything for the people who gave their lives for him? Eh?
This is relevant, but I can't tell you why. *mysterious grin* |
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| When Angels Fall, Part One; Snarry; R for violence |
[Jun. 15th, 2007|12:26 pm] |
I'm posting this here for those who didn't get a chance to read it during the ![[info]](http://img.greatestjournal.com/community.gif) snarry_games. Also, I know I have some readers who are leery of the type of angst that is in this fic, so I split it into three parts (also, because it wouldn't fit otherwise :P). If you do NOT want to read the angst, do NOT read part three. Part two ends at a place that could be considered closure and hopeful and whatnot, if slightly ambiguous. I think. Heh. There IS a plot that runs throughout the fic (from me, yes... try not to scoff) that you will NOT see resolution on if you don't read the final part, however.
Title: When Angels Fall
Author: Eeyore9990
Team: Wartime, baby!!! Whoooot!!
Genre(s): Angst, Romance
Prompt: War Crimes
Rating: R
Warnings: *Minor Character Death (not Snape or Harry), infanticide, violence*
Summary: War in the end is always about betrayal, betrayal of the young by the old, of soldiers by politicians, and of idealists by cynics.~Chris Hedges
Word Count: ~19,000 in total; ~7300 this part; ~12,000 for the non-angst parts (one and two)
A/N: Special thanks to my wonderful betas, knightmare_shad and vlredreign, and to the long-suffering SNARFS for being there on a nightly basis while I whined and wrung my hands and screamed and clawed my way through this fic. To my pre-readers, dacian_goddess and kit84. To my teammates, for not booting me off the island. To the mods, for their patience. And to my flist, for being so awesome.
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoat Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
( When Angels Fall, Part One )
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| When Angels Fall, Part Two |
[Jun. 15th, 2007|12:05 pm] |
Header, including disclaimer can be found in Part One
( When Angels Fall, Part Two )
If you do NOT want to read the bad angst, do not read further. This is your final warning.
Part Three |
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| For Old Times' Sake, NC-17, Firenze/Harry |
[Jun. 13th, 2007|03:29 pm] |
Author: eeyore9990
Title: For Old Times' Sake
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Ferrari (Firenze/Harry, it's the hot little sports car of the HP shippy world)
OMG, WHY?! Because lizardspots drew this art and I was inspired. It was supposed to be crack. *shrugs helplessly*
Disclaimer: *sporfle* They all belong to JKR. I expect to find a C&D in my in-box in the morning.
Warnings: Besides the Rating and Pairing? *Bestiality*
Word count: 1310
( For Old Times' Sake ) |
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| Eeee! Fanart! RUN!! |
[Jun. 11th, 2007|10:44 pm] |
I made fanart!!!
Okay, so florahart wrote this Snupin fic (probably a few years ago, considering how late I usually find her fics :P) and there were comments about how someone needed to DRAW it!! So, you know, with me being sooooooo talented with my standard paint program *cough*bullshit*cough* and since no one else drew it *tsks at all the artists in fandom* I drew it!
( Behold the power of my point and click ) |
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| The Greatest Tragedy, 3/??, PG-13 |
[Jun. 11th, 2007|01:01 am] |
Author: eeyore9990
Title: The Greatest Tragedy, Chapter Three
Pairing: Harry/Draco eventually
Rating: PG-13 for language so far
Warnings: Language, angst
Summary: Draco finds out, perhaps too late, what could have been.
Words: ~1200
Disclaimer: Not mine, not making money.
Read from the beginning
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| Newt's Toes, 5/?, NC-17 |
[Jun. 10th, 2007|09:08 pm] |
Author: eeyore9990
Pairing:Snarry!
Title: The Hazards of Newt's Toes, Chapter Five
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Not mine, not making money. I am not responsible for underage readers! If you are not 18, do not click the link.
Summary: An accident in Potions Class…. Yeah, totally cliché, but it’s porn, dude. This chapter has less porn, but does clear up some questions from earlier chapters. However, the porn will make a stunning reappearance in the next chapter. *cough*
Words: 1362
Read from the beginning.
( Chapter Five ) |
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| Happy Birthday, Snapesgirl!! |
[Jun. 10th, 2007|12:32 am] |
OMG, this is really really late, and I'm really really sorry, but it's a whole fic, so... maybe you'll forgive me? *weak smile*
Author: eeyore9990
Title: Savouring the Flavour
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Remus Lupin/Severus Snape
Prompt: Chocolate
Summary: Attempting to avoid boredom, two Order members end up passing time together.
Disclaimer: They are all JKR's. I am only borrowing them. I am not responsible for underage readers. Do NOT click the link if you are not 18.
Word Count: ~2200
( Happy Birthday, Snapesgirl! ) |
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| Post-Coitus Interruptus, NC-17, Snermione |
[Jun. 8th, 2007|12:43 am] |
Author: eeyore9990
Title: Post-Coitus Interruptus (Part Four of the Snermione series that begins with Deviant Little Fantasies)
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Severus Snape/Hermione Granger
Summary: Not much to summarize. Hermione is afflicted with a sexual Awakening and has to have sex every few minutes for the duration of her Awakening. Which is three days. There is no plot, there is only porn. And no, that's not plot at the end of this segment. That is dialogue. Do not be worried by the appearance of coherent speech.
Words: 1623
Warnings: Err... wow, it's just sex, dude, so not really anything.
Disclaimer: Not mine. Not making money. If you are not 18, you have no business being here. Do not click the link. If you do, may your bits shrivel up and fall off. Everyone of an appropriate age to view, please click the link without worry. Thank you and have a nice day.
( Post-Coitus Interruptus ) |
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[Jun. 5th, 2007|03:45 pm] |
I am very much in love with this idea. What a marvelous thing! Check it out if you're inclined. The banner is a link to fandom_gives.
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| 404 Errors..., NC-17, Billville |
[Jun. 5th, 2007|12:06 am] |
Author: eeyore9990
Title: The Internet's for Porn 404 Errors and Other Nifty Muggle Terms
Pairing: Bill Weasley/Neville Longbottom
Rating: NC-17
Summary: The fic in which there are cucumbers, some pounding, and crawling about on hands and knees. Good fun!
Disclaimer: I don't own them, but they'd sure get laid a lot more if I did.
Word Count: 2850 (This was supposed to be a ficlet, dammit!)
A/N: Written for pornish_pixies. Glad to have you back! Based (very very loosely) on the prompt by inell, "computer training". Okay, so I took the "computer" part and forgot completely about the "training" part. Argh.
Additional Disclaimer: I am not your mother. I am not the mother of your children. If you don't want your children to read this? Do not allow them unrestricted access to a computer. Also, if you are not at least eighteen years old, please to be going away now.
( 404 Errors and Other Nifty Muggle Terms ) |
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| What We Can Do |
[May. 30th, 2007|08:38 am] |
Okay, this is probably completely redundant by now, but here are actions we as a fandom can take in response to yesterday's attacks on our little sub-culture.
Sign This Petition
Go Here and Make PHONE CALLS (*not* emails)
Put LJ on the spot. Ask why they haven't addressed the issue.
Delete anything from your user interests that you wouldn't want your grandmother to see. Some people (including myself) have erased all interests and simply put "Freedom of Speech" as the only interest.
Finally, join reasoned_speech to keep abreast of any group efforts underway. Also, Fandom Tossed on Greatest Journal.
I have had a GJ for nearly a year now. As with everything else, I am eeyore9990 there. Feel free to friend me!
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| User Icons, take at will |
[May. 29th, 2007|10:24 pm] |
kathrynthegr8, who is all that is awesome, took up my request to make icons and made these:
She says no credit is needed, but maybe you could throw her some love. This post is unlocked, so if you know someone who wants them, just direct them this way.
ETA!! MORE ICONS!!!
By: siriuslysnogged
By: ladybahiya
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| Just A Taste, Snape/Hermione, NC-17 |
[Apr. 20th, 2007|08:44 pm] |
Author: eeyore9990
Title: Just a Taste (Part Three of the Snermione series that begins with Deviant Little Fantasies)
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Severus Snape/Hermione Granger
Summary: Not much to summarize. Hermione is afflicted with a sexual Awakening and has to have sex every few minutes for the duration of her Awakening. Which is three days. There is no plot, there is only porn.
Words: 1200
Warnings: Err... wow, it's just sex, dude, so not really anything.
Disclaimer: Not mine.
A/N: Thanks so much to everyone who held my hand while I angsted over the lack of properly sexy words for female genitalia. Plert! Whoot! *grins at florahart*
( Can you have sex in a Floo? )
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| In The Lift, Snermione, NC-17 |
[Mar. 22nd, 2007|10:07 am] |
Author: eeyore9990
Title: In The Lift (A continuation of Deviant Little Fantasies)
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Severus Snape/Hermione Granger
Words: 1285
Warnings: Err... wow, it's just sex, dude, so not really anything.
Disclaimer: Not mine.
A/N: This was going to happen in the bathroom (because bathroom wall!sex=omgyespls!) but then I remembered the Ministry lifts, and dude... elevator!sex won out. Sorry to anyone who might have been anticipating bathroom!sex. Also, much to the dismay of my crack!bunny muse, I did NOT give Hermione pointy ears, archy brows, and a tendency to say "Live long and prosper" while doing the hand thingy. But, you know, I can see Snape being a Trekkie, so... on that note...
( Engage! )
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| Walk On, PG |
[Oct. 4th, 2006|11:25 am] |
Author: eeyore9990
Title: Walk On
Characters: Harry Potter, Four OMCs
Genre: Gen
Rating: PG
Summary: Harry sees an atrocity and moves to correct it.
Words: ~885
Disclaimer: I'm not JKR and I don't own anyone or anything you see here.
( Rise Up ) |
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